i am just a pedestrian, without driving license, and i juz gt my 1st summon in my LIFE… i was such a gd kid in sch… nv even gt demerit points in sch… and today for e 1st time, my name was jotted down for an offence – jay-walking =.=
tp: “miss, do u noe dat jay-walking is a serious offence as cars tend to speed up when it’s red light”
*correction to dearest mr tp: cars do nt speed up when it’s red light, they speed up when it’s AMBER… if they speed up during red light, dat would be THEIR problem nt mine… cos i wont be considered jay-walking wad
(tp continues and i say ok… ya ok…)
tp: “for dat i will issue u a 20 dollars fine which will be mailed to u.”
(tp finally started writing down our details… and he nv even return my ic to me la… i was getting impatient…)
me: ” u r done wif writing down our details rite? can i have my ic back. IM IN A RUSH (datz y i jay-walk sia =.=)
tp: “ok. u can have it back.”
pls mr, u shld at least take down ur shades while toking to us… so bloody impolite… datz y im reacting in this way… did i juz say dat when i was leaving, my bag accidentally knocked him??? LOL serious, it’s pure accidental… no intention involved… maybe he stays in pasir ris… scared ppl scratch his car or find him trouble… (i noe u were juz doing ur job, but u wasted like 10 mins OF MY LIFE… wan to summon me juz summoned la… dun need to educate me sia… =.=)
>.< i dun c y he need to lecture or educate me on details abt e hazards of jay-walking… i mean i can EXPLAIN TO HIM how does human reaction time and braking distance cause a road accident… i do noe e danger of jay-walking… and pls… there wasnt even cars there sia??? if they wan ppl nt to jay-walk… den do sth abt e bloody road junction… adjust e waiting time at dat traffic light cos SERIOUSLY… IT IS WAY TOO LONG… datz y ppl JAY-WALK… or build an overhead bridge i will be most gladly to cross over… but datz abit over e top… go make a zebra crossing la… pls sia… do some road survey b4 stand and camp there to collect back gst credits… ooh maybe they did datz y they noe dat it’s a hot spot to collect back money… juz like how they make road blocks few metres from zouk… ok but drink driving is a serious offence…
k lor, returned back 20 bucks lor… out of e 400 bucks… maybe they shld come up wif a better system: we will give u 400 bucks AT E END OF E YR if u dun:
1) Smoke within 5 metres from any recreational venues
2) Litter
3) Eat or drink in trains
4) Bring in durians on board train
5) Check dat ur windows or air-con brackets are stable
6) Park illegally
7) Speed in KPE
Drink drive
9) and lastly, JAY-WALK
cant think of more stuff but i bet there’s more… if u commit any of these offences, money will be deducted from e 400 bucks promised… like dat isnt it much better? less paper work and transactions to be done… can save on issuing ‘hard copy’ summons and on postage… save paper leh, save e earth (-.-)
on e other note, even if i get knock down by a car… my course of action will damage any public property meh??? in fact, i will be contributing to e gdp lor… pls hospital bills and ensuring a need for docs and nurses… confirm damn ex one leh… isnt it gd???
it’s prolly gd dat i kena summoned today and nt to tml… gosh imagine i will be so pissed off when i go for my exams… LOL… YA I AM FREAKING PISSED OFF TODAY… MY FACE IS DAMN BLACK… oh well, now im a pedestrian of a higher level… a SUMMONED pesdestrian… can anybody beat dat??? I NOE… probably those who jay-walked in bus interchange cos e summon is 60 bucks LOL… argh wif dat 20 bucks i could juz cab down to sch sia… imagine 1 round of traffic light can okong 6 ppl… dat would be 120 bucks… stand there for 30 mins… can collect arnd 600 bucks la… datz 1.5 times of 1 person’s gst credits!!! GOOD MONEY SIA =.=
sad dat gossip girl isnt out today… sigh… nth to de-stress =(